What is LOVE

If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ....then it's not love .. it's "Infatuation"

If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise"

If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's "Inferiority complex"

If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it's not love .. it's "Charity"

If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's "Friendship"

BUT... If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him ... that's "LOVE"

If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets... that's "LOVE"

If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to ... that's "LOVE"

The Power of the English Language ;)

Dear Madam, 

I am an older young uncle living only with myself in Lahore . Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. 

I am a soiled son from inside Punjab . I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. 

My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce alot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. 

Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. 

I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. 

Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. 

I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. 

That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. 

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim. 

If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. 

So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. 

I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon, 

Yours and only yours, 

Choudhary Bashir Warraich born by mother in Okara and become big n Lahore , Punjab  

The Reasons Men Love Women

They will always smell good even if its just shampoo.

The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

How cute they look when they sleep.

The ease in which they fit into our arms.

The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

How cute they are when they eat.

The way they take hours to get dressed, but in the end it makes it all worth while.

Because they are always warm even when it's minus 30 outside.

The way they look good no matter what they wear.

How cute they are when they argue.

The way her hand always finds yours.

The way they smile.

The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

The way she says "lets not fight anymore," even though you know that an hour later...

The way they kiss when you do something nice for them.

The way they kiss you when you say "I Love You."

Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

Then the way apologize when it does hurt. (Even though we don't admit it)!

The way they say "I miss you."

The way you miss them.

The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth...
 

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them,wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not.

Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world,they become everything to you.

When you look them in the eyes,traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
 

We love them for a million reasons,

No paper would do it justice.

It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling, only felt.

Hints for Life

• ü  It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

• ü  A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

• ü  The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

• ü  It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

• ü  It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

• ü  Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

• ü  Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

• ü  Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too. 

• ü  A careless word may kindle strife, a cruel word may wreck a life; a timely word may level stress, a loving word may heal and bless.

• ü  The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

• ü  Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear.

• ü  When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Does Love need a Reason...... ?

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can prove that I love U.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring,

because you are loving,

because you are thoughtful,

because of your smile,

because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s answer.

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma.

The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Darling,

Because of your sweet voice that I love you...

Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..

Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile,

because of your every movements that I love you..

Now can you smile? Now can you move?

No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now,

There is no reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...