Aren't old people smart?

THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE  

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.  

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.

He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However,

struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

 

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she

was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?

 

"The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk

you there but I can't carry this lot.  "The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of

paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry

the goose in your other hand?"  "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

 

On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."  

 

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, I am a lonely widow without a husband

to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the

wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"

 

The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens,

and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

 

The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top

of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens".................................:)

Heart Attacks And Drinking Warm Water

The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack...

A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line .
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.