Here's some things to ponder on that concerns life in general....
- o Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Leave me the hell alone.
- o The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
- o It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
- o No one is listening until you make a mistake.
- o Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
- o It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
- o If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- o Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
- o If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- o If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
- o Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
- o Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
- o Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
- o The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
- o Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
- o There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- o Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- o Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- o We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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