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funny but inspirational....:)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Here's some things to ponder on that concerns life in general....

  • o   Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Leave me the hell alone.
  • o   The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
  • o   It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
  • o   No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • o   Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  • o   It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
  • o   If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  • o   Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
  • o   If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • o   If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
  • o   Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
  • o   Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
  • o   Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  • o   The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  • o   Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
  • o   There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  • o   Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • o   Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  • o   We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.