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Thursday, April 15, 2010

1. Meaning of 'WIFE'
    Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means Without Information Fighting Everyday!'
    Wife replies, 'No, it means With Idiot For Ever!!!'

2. Brother wanted

    A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'send me a brother'...
    Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'...

3. Losing all your friends
    Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
    Wife says 'If you continue to behave like this, you're going to lose ALL your friends.'

4. Importance of a Period

    Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
    Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mum fainted, dad got a heart attack   & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs Confidential

    A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
    Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'

6. Anger Management

    Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
    Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
    Husband: 'How does that help?'
    Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'